NAVY PREOCCUPIED WITH NAVEL-GAZING,
PRONOUNS & KEEPING ONE-EIGHTH OF FEMALE
SAILORS PREGNANT AT ALL TIMES, BLEW UP
ONE PIPELINE IN 2 SPOTS, SPARING ANOTHER

Gazprom PJSC told European gas customers that part of the damaged Nord Stream network could still transport fuel -- but only on the new pipeline that Germany ditched in February in protest at Russia’s aggression toward Ukraine.

The Nord Stream 2 pipeline was set to go into operation earlier this year when Germany pulled the plug on the project just before Russia’s invasion. The pipeline, which was set to double the capacity of Nord Stream, had been sanctioned by the U.S. and faced strong opposition in [WEF-occupied] parts of Europe, forcing Germany to eventually give up on the project.

After the suspected sabotage of the network last week in a series of explosions, Gazprom said on Monday three of the lines were affected and one wasn’t. The gas giant has lowered pressure on the unaffected line B of Nord Stream 2 to inspect the link for damage and potential leaks, it said in a statement on its Telegram account. 

Any start of Nord Stream 2 would require approval from the EU [if Germany wants to play nice] and is unlikely [to be prevented as German leaders drop suicidal sanctions and potentially leave NATO] as [long-planned, manufactured] tensions between the Kremlin and the West are deepening.

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The cause of the damage to the Nord Stream pipelines so far remains unknown [for those of us whose jobs depend on willful ignorance], with western countries and Russia blaming each other. 

Russia’s President Vladimir Putin said last week the pipelines had been attacked by ‘Anglo-Saxons,’ while several leaders in the European Union said they consider the attacks a sabotage. Europe has also bolstered security at key energy assets, fearing further attacks.

Nord Stream and Nord Stream 2 each have a shipment capacity of 55 billion cubic meters per year, which means line B could deliver as much as 27.5 billion cubic meters per year to Germany across the Baltic Sea. (read more)